Tuesday, September 14, 2010

This Morning's Blahs

Notes for the day:

There are two reasons I don't drink coffee, number one being that I don't like most coffee and number two being that I love black coffee and would probably have a coffee problem if I drank more than one small cup every now and again.

My math book is hufreakinmungous.

Speaking of math books, I love my class. Being in school for the first time in a long time is just the best. I mean, I've studied over the years, done so much studying on my own, ad now I have a strong sense of not being stupid; isn't that great? Just so validating ... not that school is a sure-fire way of determining intelligence but I am now POSITIVE that I can function in a solid CLASSROOM.

I am reading "The Color Purple" and am nearly finished and cannot actually like it, even though I tried. Kind of. If I try too hard I know it's not worth it to spend so much brain-time analyzing the novel. It's worth reading, I think, but I don't like the book itself. More on "The Color Purple" when I've swallowed it all.

-Lihua

Friday, August 27, 2010

Problems with "Jane Eyre"

"Jane Eyre" was of course amazing. I think a lot of you feel that way. And by all means ... you should. 'Cause it is.

It's wondrous and beautiful and creepy.

But I felt like it was missing something, or like there was something flat-out WRONG with it. And here are my thoughts:


1. Jane's character, while elaborately drawn and solidly fleshed out, was sometimes inconsistent. For example,

2. Why did she want to go to India when she had settled herself into the splendor of her newfound status as a sister? What motivated Jane to consider travelling under the hot sun alongside a person whose intentions appealed to her own values but whose personality, while to a considerable degree intriguing and impressive to her, clashed so morbidly with her own?

3. Why did she love Rochester? What about his furious fervor and wild impatience kept her passion for him fully alive?

My qualms. The end.

Lihua

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Review for "Tomorrow, When the War Began" by John Marsden

Ellie and a group of friends come back from a refreshing trip deep in the crevices of the most secluded and rural part of their Australian state - to find that their everyday life has been torn apart by invading troops.

"Tomorrow, When the War Began" is a riveting book that would have been marginally more engrossing had the character development been offered more breathing room. There were, after all, eight kids in the centralized party. The first-person narration is solid and observant and keeps the reader absorbed, so it was well worth the read.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Why Comedy is Funny and Family Guy Won't Freak People Out (Plus What Jane Austen Movie to Avoid)

There is no such thing as a good Jane Austen movie that uses saxophones and electric guitars as part of its score.

http://www.amazon.com/Northanger-Abbey-1986-Katharine-Schlesinger/dp/B0007OY2P8/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1281035506&sr=8-4

I couldn't get through it.

Last night on CNN's "Larry King Live" was an interview with Seth MacFarlane. Two questions on my end: one, why do viewers have to delve into the aspects of comedy like it's actually threatening?; and two, why, in response to these questions, did I only hear the word "satire" once?

"Family Guy" is stuff we think, stuff that occurs to us and WE WON'T SAY IT. Because it's buried underneath the veneer of polite humanity. But it's there, and everything's okay when he brings it out. There is no shying away from anything, so that when something changes (as in the love-it-or-hate-it episode "Brian and Stewie"), it can work. And it's interesting. Also, when something humongous happens, nobody is nervous.

I remember watching "The Simpsons" and feel uneasy when something out of the ordinary (for the Simpson family) occurred on the show: i.e., a bunch of holes in a security guard at the bank. "Whoa!" my mother said. "I don't wanna watch that! Why would I want to see that?" Because it's tame and subtle most of the time, pushing the boundaries a little didn't always work for a show like "The Simpsons". But with something uncut and wild, you can still get your sense of intellectually-driven humor when things branch off or out.

How did I go from complaining about the BBC Jane Austen movie to ranting about comedy? CRAP, I'm one of those viewers who over-analyzes.

No. No, wait, I don't have to be. I LIKE it. It's funny.

The end.

Lihua

Monday, August 2, 2010

Books

Isn't this wonderful? I've got a copy of "Jane Eyre" from the library and, from the DVD kiosk, a film version of "Northanger Abbey". And at home I've got "Gulliver's Travels". If you haven't read it please read it. Thanks. So um. You know, I find myself thinking about what a crap deal it is that we have to die before we can read everything great.

Lihua

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Cutting and Self-Mutilation - NPR's Information

I was listening to some old NPR last night, from back in 2005. And apparently self-mutilation has been happening in human beings since the days of Ancient Greece. I looked this up only because one woman in her forties had said to me, quite matter-of-factly, "When I was a kid, no one would have cut herself. It's just not something you would do. If someone was stressed and she cut herself, we'd've been weirded out and would be like, 'Go read a book.'" Convinced this was incorrect, I looked it up.

In the nineteenth century, apparently two American doctors noted the phenomenon of women all over Europe puncturing themselves with sewing needles. They called them "needle girls" and said they were probably hysterical. Interesting. Here is the transcript. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4697319 Here, more interesting if you have time to listen, is the story with the real voices. http://www.npr.org/templates/player/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=4697319&m=4697329 Listen to the victim of self-mutilation. Hear her logic. There is a very strong logic to cutting oneself.

Lihua

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Look at me. I'm cool.

Sitting here in a library with my Star Trek lunchbox. They don't allow drinks in here and so my Star Trek mug is in the box. If only everyone could see that little bit of extra coolness I carry around. Plus I have on my TARDIS necklace. (Well, it's a little red police box. See, I couldn't find blue. But I was pleased with the charm I picked up at the dingy craft shop).

Lihua